Liam Gallagher is still fuming about Peter Kay’s below-the-belt remark about him at the Brits – and says the cuddly comedian is a marked man.
Mighty Mouse Liam has come out fighting, threatening to “f***ing deck” Hotpot Belly Peter if he sees him.
While hosting the Brits in February, Peter, 36, branded 37-year-old Liam a “k***head”. It came after Liam collected the gong for Best Album of the past 30 years, gave a foul-mouthed acceptance speech, then hurled both his mic and award into the crowd. Charming.
Peter got the biggest laugh of the night for his joke, but two months on and Liam still hasn’t seen the funny side.
Well, it’s not like him to hold a grudge, is it? Just ask his brother Noel.
Liam says of Peter: “Talking of knob, have you seen yours lately, you f****** fat c***? Know what I mean? Bet he ain’t seen his for years.
“That is one c*** who’d get decked if I saw him on the street, believe you me.”
The Pretty Green designer also still has it in for brother Noel, who quit Oasis because of all their sibling scraps.
Liam also tells ShortList mag: “I don’t wanna see [Noel]. But if I see him I’ll probably end up f****** leatherin’ him.
“Noel seems like he is mates with Russell Brand now. They’re a f****** match. Who do they remind me of? You remember that old politician, the weird little b****** with the wife that were dead tall... Neil Hamilton! That’s who they look like.”
Still, Liam could get the last laugh. We hear Jay-Z – whose headline slot at Glastonbury infuriated Noel – is keen to work with Liam. He says: “If he wants to do a tune with me and he rings me, and I don’t have to do that much and he wants to put my voice on a tune that I like, then, y’know, I’ll do it. But you wouldn’t catch me rapping.”
Imagine that, Yo-Oasis...
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