Top 10 Peter Kay Quotes with Jokes

• "Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones."
• "At the end of every party there is always a girl crying."
• "One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger."
• "Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl."
• "You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses."
• "Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school."
• "The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity."
• "Old women with mobile phones look wrong."
• "Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush."
• "There’s no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when your hand or head is stuck in something."